Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
itsmelisss: so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline and thankfully there was a picture along with this story
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
Un minuto de silencio por ese post que se nos fue...
no hay nada mas forever alone que ver una película...
classy-goddess: panconquesoricop: pameg-g: hola-soy-anacleto: puramodaloshueones: nomegustanlasperas: soy una forever alone :c hoy y también ayer… asdfghjklkjhgfd u-y A veces…prefiero ver las peliculas sola :( kajaksjasj Soy la mejor for ever alone ._. yo pense que todos lo hacian:/ ctm:c la weá soy una alone:’cccc yo ayer -_- Es lo mejor, sin los estupidos comentarios de...
Barcelona twice showed an interest in signing me. I could never play for Barca,...– Los Blancos legend Raúl (via smallawesomethings)
guajevilla7: I seriously can’t see Thiago’s face anymore he is toooo cute I am dYING
Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life...
laugh-addict: so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like and live for another 2 days? then id be like